What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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YOU

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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i like pie.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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