Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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I am a nigger.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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women's rights

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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