- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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