Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Like if you like big tits.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Neither does he.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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