What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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