- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

whats a dick a dick

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

buttcrack thumbs up

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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