- Anti Joke

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

dead battery come on down

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car