whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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