A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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I enjoy anal.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Gay's rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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baskets

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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