Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Gay's rights

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Butt Sex.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

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