"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Guess What! HI!

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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