- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Melbourne Football Club.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Tim and Eric

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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