Please Rape William Wright

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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