- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

One time I masturbated by myself

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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