Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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