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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

ecks! why zee?

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

That's not what she said.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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