- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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