What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Snooki

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Anti Joke

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