im not as random as you think I- Potato

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Tell you something funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mums a penis joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

YOLO.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops