- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

roses are black violets are black im blind

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Dogs

What time is it? Refrigerator

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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