What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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knock, knock. come in.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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