A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

The Barackness Monster

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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