What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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