Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Woman's rights

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Women's rights

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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