- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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colby doesnt shave

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

bob saget

ecks! why zee?

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

I am on a escalator.

That's not what she said.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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