want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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connor sucks

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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so dont touch it.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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