How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Anti Joke

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