Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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