- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

full house

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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