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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

guess what? chicken butt.

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