how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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