- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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