how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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This one time at band camp....

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Anti Joke

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