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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

crap!!

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Leave her alone...

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