How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Barack Obama

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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