Jersey Shore

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Your mama's so fat.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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You're tall.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Give me thumbs up!

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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