two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Comedy.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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poop

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