Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Chinese drivers.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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a potato flew around my room

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Straight men can be bronies.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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I am on a escalator.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Hearpin my durp

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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