- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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