How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Two english guys meet at work

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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