Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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