- Anti Joke

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

womens rights.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Spotto

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

womens rights.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Spotto

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

womens rights.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering