Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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I Have a Black Friend

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tea with milk?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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