- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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