Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Billy Cundiff.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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