SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

neil patrick harris

Obama

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Leave her alone...

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

This is an anti-joke.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

If life throws you melons... ouch

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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