Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Dogs in my home.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Women Sports.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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