What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Women's rights

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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