why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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