A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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meme

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Gorden Brown.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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