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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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