Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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