Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Loner.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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You have cancer

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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