Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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