- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What's up brah brah

An English man walks into a pub.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

You are Nerochan right?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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