- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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