- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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