I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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