How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Bake until golden at 375

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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you will now laugh.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Anti Joke

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