- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

why do you care?

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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