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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Welcome to die!

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Dogs in my home.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up