- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

why do you care?

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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