- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Is this where I type the joke?

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

why do you care?

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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