Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

I am a n1gger.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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