Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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hey guys what's up?

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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