What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

where wally? wallys a myth.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

miley cyrus

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

knock knock who's there no one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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