- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Hi my name is Jim

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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