What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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