What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

you will now laugh.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Womens rights.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Knock Knock! Come in!

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Yes.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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