Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Comedy.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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