Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Mitt Romney.

Anti Joke

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