knock knock!! kanye west

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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i like turtals and kids

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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