- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew! Bless you.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Jews

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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