How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

where wally? wallys a myth.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

crap!!

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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