- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Get on your knees Ho

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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