What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Women's rights.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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chuck norris

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Woman Rights

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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